If you've been paying attention to the TV lately, you may have seen intrepid Bollocksist Matt Gardner (using his snooker pseudonym Shaun Murphy) reach the final of the World Snooker Championship.
As it stands, he's down 11 frames to 5 against twice-champion John Higgins, with 19 frames left to play.
Coverage resumes on BBC Two…—crap! It's on now!
