9 Other Things the BBC Fabricated

1. Natasha Kaplinsky is actually one of those retro, '60s-type-futuristic robots, like that one out of the Jetsons.
2. None of the National Lottery “jackpot winners” ever won more than a tenner.
3. Daleks don't exist.
4. Alan Johnston was just a victim of a prolonged, BDSM-related mishap. (Too soon?)
5. Philip Schofield's hair colour
6. Pudsey's actually deaf, but the producers thought that that wouldn't come through as well on screen (this explains why he never speaks).
7. The “House of Commons” is filmed in a studio just outside Manchester.
8. That bloke who was accidentally interviewed on News 24 that time—he was a publicity stunt.
9. Anne Robinson's face