Good evening, faithful reader. As you may be aware, there's been something of a financial cock-up over in America which, according to our fearless leader, has nothing to do with the Labour party.
Everyone's a bit skint now, and the pawn shop won't give us owt for the Twaddlebot, so we're having to cut costs a little.
All of which explains why The Bollocks is now scribbled on the side of an old cardboard box our Germans found out the back of Aldi.
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